srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via officialshrekmovie)

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

(via the-born-to-be-writer)

wheatley-blogs:

being in school like

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(via itsbetterthananal)

sassykardashian:

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

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(via officialshrekmovie)

  • jason derulo's senior quote probably: jason derulo

zubatarang:

princess on the streets. also a princess in the sheets. dont touch me im royalty.

(Source: rascutein, via amazingkaitlyn)

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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(via amazingkaitlyn)