lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

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cabbij:

when you overhear someone peeing

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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(Source: emoij, via sophmoreslump)

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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ralndrops:

"Maybe if you went to sleep earlier you wouldn’t be so-"

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jpgay:

woodlandsway:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠

oh shit rebekah watch out 

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