troyethespoopynugget:

jessiej7732:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

PRAISE YOUR BROTHER

WHY CAN’T ALL 13 YEAR OLDS BE LIKE THIS

(Source: stayuglystayangry, via beckendorph)

online:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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spookybaltimore:

HEAVY METAL BROKE MY

(via infalls)

spookybaltimore:

[DUN DUN]

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kyrael:

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
"…Technically, yes."

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wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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